Overheard In Silver Lake

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I was the Suri Cruise of my generation.

Oh my God, my cats LOVE Bhutanese food!

If you haven’t listened to Steely Dan’s ”Cant Buy A Thrill” on vinyl while sitting in the dark alone, you haven’t really experienced life.

Aioli is just hipster mayonnaise.

Elliot Smith was our neighbor and Beck lived in the back house. Those assholes never recycled.

What is Salsa?

—I am still not sure if this quote was meant existentially or not, but regardless, it was said, and I was fortunate enough to overhear it. 

He showed up to the party with an aged Gouda and I knew it was meant to be.

Oh don’t worry. I can totally get us into The Cha Cha on a Saturday. I have connections.

How many Kimonos do you own?

I don’t know anyone that actually flosses or uses a condom.