April 2012
19 posts
“I’ve been keeping busy researching olive oil lately.”
“Why would you want a man with no hair? I want a man with so much hair its...”
“I broke up with him because he started referring to his new bike frame as his...”
“Can I use food stamps to buy weed brownies?”
“I’m getting a dreamcatcher tattoo to cover up my Chinese symbol tattoo.”
“Ugh I hate hipster speed dating.”
“Do my pitts smell like Coachella?”
“I just got back from a vision quest in India and now I only eat food using my...”
“Do people dance in New York?”
“Coachella Double Weekend: Never has Southern California experienced such a...”
“I saw an entire shelf in his room dedicated to Ayn Rand and I ran out of there...”
“I asked my Ayurvedic Therapist what the meaning of life was and she replied-,...”
“She hasn’t posted on Instagram in days. I’m really worried about...”
“She’s like a fair-weather vegan.”
“I had a date tonight but I cancelled it. I already had 4 auditions today and I...”
“I was the Suri Cruise of my generation.”
“Oh my God, my cats LOVE Bhutanese food!”
“If you haven’t listened to Steely Dan’s ”Cant Buy A...”
“Aioli is just hipster mayonnaise.”
