“Whats a dubstep?”
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February 2012
16 posts
“Finish your kale, honey. Some kids in Africa dont have kale.”
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“Theyre like a post-punk neo psychedelic freak folk alt gaze grind core band that plays covers of Deep Purple songs. Youve probably never heard of them.”
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“My 6-pack is ironic, my mustache is not”
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“I went to a raging party at Dov Charney’s house last night. I woke up this morning covered in glitter and regret. Also, I was really late for my first day of High School.”
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“Life is full of difficult choices. Like do I drink rice milk or almond milk? Am I going to wear my tweed blazer or my chambray button up? Do I order the quinoa or the kale? Do I wear my desert boots or my Toms? I mean, life is hard, man!”
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“My dog sniffed her dog’s butt at the dog park and now we’re engaged.”
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“That band that dresses up like kitten wizards is having a residency at The Satellite this month.”
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“I think my Kombucha Mommy needs an abortion.”
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“My toddler’s chakras were misaligned this morning so I took him to baby pilates and made him some pureed kohlrabi.”
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“What is West of Vermont?”
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“I made out with the hottest guy last night. Then I saw him this morning begging for money outside of Cafe Tropical. When I met him I just assumed he was part of that Edward Sharpe band thing.”
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“Miranda July and I got into a huge fight over a parking spot at Trader Joe’s yesterday. That bitch.”
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“Can I get a White Russian with soy?”
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“Is this chicken organic? Was it grass-fed?”
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“So is this food local? Was it sourced East or West of the Reservoir?”
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