Overheard In Silver Lake

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Tough guys from America in Europe sound like Coldplay.

You cant trust anyone these days. Especially people who wear flared jeans.

Well nobody wants to watch a show called 16 And Not Pregnant.

Hey guys, I dont know if youve heard of me but my names Cooter and Im in a really important band.

If I hear my neighbors singing that Gotye song at 3 am one more time…

I’ve been keeping busy researching olive oil lately.

Why would you want a man with no hair? I want a man with so much hair its gross.

I broke up with him because he started referring to his new bike frame as his girlfriend and sleeping next to it in our bed.

Can I use food stamps to buy weed brownies?

I’m getting a dreamcatcher tattoo to cover up my Chinese symbol tattoo.